دنیای ضرب المثل انگلیسی

A man was praying to god.
مردی داشت دعا میکرد... 

He said, "God?"
او گفت: خدایا
God responded, "Yes?"
خدا جواب داد: بله
And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
و مرد پرسید: میتونم یه سوال بپرسم؟
"Go right ahead", God said.
خدا جواب داد: بفرما
"God, what is a million years to you?"
خدایا،یک میلیون سال در نظرت چقدره؟
God said, "A million years to me is only a second."
خدا گفت: یک میلیون سال در نظر من یک ثانیه هست.
The man wondered.
مرد شگفت زده شد.
Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
بعد پرسید: خدایا یک میلیون دلار در نظرت چقدره؟
God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."
خدا جواب داد: یک میلیون دلار به نظرم یک پنی* است.
So the man said, "God can I have a penny?"
پس مرد گفت: خدایا ، آیا میتونم یک پنی داشته باشم؟
And God cheerfully said,
و خدا با خوشروئی گفت،
"Sure!...... .just wait a second."

حتما!.....فقط یک ثانیه صبر کن.

منبع:www.irkids.net

نوشته شده توسط در چهارم تیر 1388 ساعت موضوع جک های انگلیسی | لینک ثابت

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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

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نوشته شده توسط Young Grandpa در سوم اسفند 1387 ساعت موضوع جک های انگلیسی | لینک ثابت

سلام یه موضوع جدید به فعالیت های وبلاگ اضافه کردیم که اونم جک های انگلیسی هستش البته بخاطر اینکه برداشت از جک ها متفاوت هستش ما  ترجمه جک هارو نمیذاریم تا نوع برداشت ما تاثیری نداشته باشه یه موضوع جدید دیگه هم اضافه خواهیم کرد البته بعد ها .....  

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

(Try this one with your students the next time you are teaching a lesson that includes this type of grammer.)

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.

نوشته شده توسط در چهارم اسفند 1386 ساعت موضوع جک های انگلیسی | لینک ثابت