1. Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?

- Because he was dead!

 

2. What odd number becomes even when beheaded?

- Seven (Seven - E = even)

 

3. Why is the letter E like London?

- It is the capital in England.

 

4. What has four wheels and flies?

- A garbage truck.

 

5. What kind of running means walking?

- Running out of gas!

 

6. What stays hot even if you put it in a refrigerator?

- Pepper

 

7. What can't be used unless broken?

- Eggs!

 

8. What two words contain thousands of letters?

- Post office.

 

9. What has nothing but a head and a tail?

- A coin.

 

10. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working?

- You are too young to smoke!

 

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